Disclaimer

Okay, before I continue there's a couple of things I have to clear up:

Firstly; Everything in this blog that is either illegal or immoral is a complete work of fiction because as everyone knows I'm a boring, rightminded geek who doesn't do anything interesting, that is why I fabricate things to entertain my much more daring and risque readership.

Secondly; All in all I've had a good life, I've a great family, I've known love both romantic and platonic from several people and have a great corps of friends so if I get all melancholy and woe is me it's because I'm caught up in the moment being shitty, All will be better once I get myself up outta the dirt.

That is all.

Terms and Conditions

By continuing to read this I hereby agree to never: take revenge upon, refuse sex to, brutally maim or otherwise cause harm to one Alastair Michael for any revelations uncovered by reading his journal now or in the future.